Who remembers the Sears Christmas Wish Book Catalog? The Sears Christmas Wish Book was and is a holiday tradition. The very first Sears Wish Book came out in 1933. Featured items in this first catalog included the “Miss Pigtails” doll, an electric (battery powered) toy automobile, a Mickey Mouse watch, fruitcakes, Lionel electric trains, a five pound box of chocolates, and live singing canaries.
I loved the Sears Wish Book! Growing up, my sisters and I would literally fight each other over who got to see the catalog first, because we got to pick which toys we wanted from this annual registry of toys and trinkets and trifles. This was all to the chagrin of my parents, who outwardly groaned and moaned; but inwardly, I’m sure that way, deep, down, they loved to buy toys for their children, because they loved to see us glow and giggle after they gave us what we wanted. But that was then. This is now.
Now, we’ve matured and realize that we don’t always get what we want. But what I want is what most – if not all – of what Philly wants, and that’s Chip Kelly out of town. He needs to be flayed and then fired, sacked and then canned, discharged and unilaterally dismissed. He’s caput in Philly; the only problem is, he doesn’t know it, at least not yet.
So it’s official: Chip Kelly has GOT to go. Go where, you say? Anywhere but in South Philly. His team is disappointing and disconcerting, depressing and distressing, and if there is one coach in the NFL who needs to take a hike, it’s Chip Kelly.
And for Christmas this year, I wish that all Philly fans everywhere will sign my petition to have Kelly kicked to the curb and ditched to the dump. So why am I so steamed and so reamed and so stumped and so stymied? Well, I’m glad you asked.
Kelly’s system IS NOT working. Case in point, in last night’s awful, dreadful and dismal display of a game against the Arizona Cardinals, the Eagles were down just 17-10 but yet they were driving down the field, within reach of a tying touchdown. Then the inexplicable happened.
DeMarco Murray is an All Pro running back and was last year’s League leading rusher. Kelly traded Shady McCoy and then brought in Murray from Dallas to run up the gut and gain critical first downs on short yardage plays in critical 3rd down, or dare I say 4th and inches situations. Murray was on the BENCH, err – sidelines in football, when we had a 4th and inches situation in the Red Zone! Seriously!? And the end result? You guessed it – we didn’t get the first down. We turned the ball over on downs and went on to lose 40-17.
So the silver lining may be this: As much as I want Kelly gone, Kelly can redeem himself. He can win the NFC East and give Philly a playoff game and- dare I say, a playoff win? Because Christmas is more about giving than getting. Christmas is all about redemption. Mankind was lost and God sent his Son to buy back and get back the lost souls that he made. Thank God for Christmas.
I’m sure many tiny tots everywhere still look forward to fawning over the Sears Wish Book. It was fun then and I’m sure it’s still fun now. Because Christmas is all about the joy of giving what is really needed, and getting what is really wanted.